Just joke!
#!perl -ap056
($x,@D)=map{$_.=$"x(3-length);y/IAaiyEueOo//."/".s/\w/$&/g}$_,@F;$_="@F ";s/(.{57})...+\./$1.../;$_=@F.": $_
$x: ${s/\S+[ .]+/A.length$&/ge,\pack$_,@D}
"if@F;s/ +$//mg
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#!perl -ap056
($x,@D)=map{$_.=$"x(3-length);y/aeiouyAEIOUY//."/".s/\w/$&/g}$_,@F;$_="@F ";s/(.{57})...+\./$1.../;$_=@F.": $_
$x: ${s/\S+[ .]+/A.length$&/ge,\pack$_,@D}
"if@F;s/ +$//mg
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#!perl -ap056
($x,@D)=map{$_.=$"x(3-length);y/aeiouyAEIOUY//."/".s/\w/$&/g}$_,@F;$_="@F ";s/(.{57})...+\./$1.../;$_=@F.": $_
$x: ${s/\S+[ .]+/A.length$&/ge,\pack$_,@D}
"if@F;s/ +$//mg
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#!perl -ap056
($x,@D)=map{$_.=$"x(3-length);y/aeiouyAEIOUY//."/".s/\w/$&/g}$_,@F;$_="@F";s/(.{57})...+\./$1.../;$_=@F.": $_
$x: ${s/\S+[ .]+/A.length$&/ge,\pack$_.9,@D}
"if@F;s/ +$//mg
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#!perl -ap056
($x,@D)=map{$_.=$"x(3-length);y/aeiouyAEIOUY//."/".s/\w/$&/g}$_,@F;$_="@F";s/(.{57})...+\./$1.../;$_=@F.": $_
$x: ${s/\S+[ .]+/A.length$&/ge,\pack$_.9,@D}
"if@F;s/ +$//mg
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#!perl -ap056
($x,@D)=map{$_.=$"x(3-length);y/aeiouyAEIOUY//."/".s/\w/$&/g}$_,@F;$_=join$",@F;s/ $//;s/(.{57}).{4,}/$1.../;$r=@F.": $_
$x: ";s/\S+[ .]+/A.length$&/ge;s/\d+$/*/;$_=$r.pack($_,@D)."
"if@F
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#!perl -ap056
map$_=y/aeiouyAEIOUY//.'/'.s/\w/$&/g,$x=$_,@D=@F;$_=join$",map$_.$"x(3-length),@F;s/ $//;s/(.{57})....+/$1.../;$r=@F.": $_
$x: ";s/\S+[ .]+/'A'.length$&/ge;s/\d+$/*/;$_=$r.pack($_,@D).'
'if@F
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#!perl -ap056
($x,@D)=map y/aeiouyAEIOUY//.'/'.s/\w/$&/g,$_,@F;$_=join$",map$_.$"x(3-length),@F;s/ $//;s/(.{57})....+/$1.../;$^A=@F.": $_
$x: ";s/ [^ .]/ @/g;s/[^@]/
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#!perl -ap056
($x,@D)=map y/aeiouyAEIOUY//.'/'.s/\w/$&/g,$_,@F;$_=join$",map$_.$"x(3-length),@F;s/ $//;s/(.{57})....+/$1.../;$_=$^A=" $_" if@F;s/(\s)[^ .]/$1@/g;s/[^@ ]/
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