Interlinear

Score: 211.27 (fail)

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Score: 212.27 (pass)

#!perl -an056
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Score: 221.26 (pass)

My first perlgolfy thingy ever! Whee!

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Score: 5004.40 (pass)

I'll never be as cool as André Savigne. but I wanted to try anyway... :)

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